Friday, March 19, 2010

24


24...24...24... can't get off from my head since I've started it last week (season 1, I know I am slow but I can watch it from season 1 to 6 in five days continuously 24/7 without sleeping!!......nana..na..na...nana...hehe...if I can lah). I even screwed my friend for borrowed that DVD to me...........reason: I CAN'T STOP ONCE I STARTED IT!!!!!!!!


Jack Bauer has been tortured me for 3 days which I only gets 4 hours sleep and back to work early in the morning.


Please...please....let me release a few lines here so that I can let my brain cell relief a bit.


This is from season 4 episode 18, when President Keeler being bombed down by terrorist Marwan (but never die lah) he is in critical condition so the US government has to invoke the 25th Amendment to take control of things, which means the Vice President Charles Logan has to take charge on Keeler place.


Ok...here's the problem begins. CTU needs his (the President lah) authorisation to put a bad guy in custody and guess what did he said...???


'Stop pressing me the answer and I am not ready to give', I need more time.........'


Errr............part of the nuclear bomb has fallen into the hands of terrorists already wow.....and they are going to blow millions of people in Los Angeles wow...and you were saying that you are not ready for the answer to put 1 bad person into custody to save the millions life???!!!! FINE, this is the first part.


As usual my hero Jack Bauer will try to stop the bomb lah...open fire....bang...bang..bang...tracing Marwan....and so on lah...
So the President Logan needs to hide in the Bunker which is 200 feet below surface (of course lah, President wow...very important person mah) guess what his concern again???

'What kind of the protection does the bunker afford? I can't govern from here indefinitely, but I'm NOT going until it's safe!!'


What the F***K he is talking about???!!!! See! this is called WEAK!....WEAK!.....WEAK! Leadership!!! unsure himself, always pop-up 'what do you have for me?', 'what else?' no confidence to handle the crisis!!


Well, if you can't or no balls then don't take charge......that's it!!!!


Sound familiar???? Yes, we had one here and is worst then this President Logan!!! At least Logan speaks every words LOUD and CLEAR!!


This morning briefing, my colleague purposely ask for decision from TSK in front of every managers, indeed he does NOT know how to decides but his answer are softer.....
softer....and softer......


Hey, moron!!! we can hardly hear lah!!!! Speaks louder!!!! if you want to take charge!!!!


The funniest thing is, when ask for his opinion or decision he will always push it to HQ to decide. And when HQ has decides then he will added ' I wonder why they choose these.....'


Walau wei.......are you sick or what???


Bek Tahan.......!!!!!!


Saturday, March 6, 2010

Meeting


Everyone should know what is Meeting....right!! Ok, let me Keah Poh Ci to revise you guys again what is the meaning of 'Meeting'...

A meeting is a gathering of people to present or exchange information, plan joint activities, make decisions, or carry out actions already agreed upon.....

Ok, the above mentioned which was bold are None these applies to this 'Moron Jerk', let's call him 'Tou Suai Ka' (TSK) in cantonese....making shame for the family.

As an owner representative, he can't or should I say he do not know how to make decisions, no information to exchange coz he is juz sitting or loitering around, or terms that he had agreed, turns to be the other way round....so this is HIM!!

It always happened that during the meeting he was just like a CLOWN or PUPPET and make sound to others people opinion...which is, 'yes, yes, yes or ya, ya, ya'......the most annoying is, he said "WE" on somebody IDEAS!!!!!! WTF man!!!!!

And he will always ask us to see him if there is any problem or advise needed....errr....(frown***) What can you do or help us when you don't even know how to decides to buy a round or a long shapes on Mandarins plants for company deco??!!!!!!!!!

I remember very clearly there was once our guest had Hysteria stroke and broke a vase and guess what did he ask a security manager in the meeting??? ' Why?.. why the guest has Hysteria??' .................errr.......

Everyone wanted to laugh but never laugh out loud until we burst our laugh after the meeting...
...(hey, moron! do you know what is the meaning of Hysteria ah????)

Can you imagine that????? and this was the joke for that year!!!!



Bek Tahan!!!!!!!